Monday, December 6, 2010

Being Invaded By Zombie Squirrels

Zombie Squirrels really do exist.  It's not the visions from the cold medicine I'm taking or overdosing on. makes everything pretty colors.  Normally, we get one squirrel on our small porch.  We live in a third floor condo.  Investigating, looking for nuts and whatever else they do.  Now, there's at least 2 or 37 at a time.  My math is a little off, I think it might be the same 2 or 3 squirrels that keep coming from other directions.  My cats are in extra-red alert defense mode.  They are the protectors of the house.  They are proficient in Kat-Fu (whoa, that's bad...that's one for Underhill).  They like to run up to the sliding glass door and scare them.

Don't let their cuteness fool you.  They are deadly attack cats.  I trust them with my life...well, that's a bit extreme, but against the zombie squirrels...I do.

So, where was I...oh right...the zombie squirrels.  My cats have told me they are getting too close and I have to be evacuated to the safe room (bedroom).  You talk to your cats too and they talk back, right?  Maybe, it's just me.  So, that means more cold medicine and off to the zombie squirrel proof bed.  Be careful out there.  Keep plenty of nuts handy, so you'll be protected.

1 comment:

  1. Shhh, I won't tell a soul that your chuggin cough syrup, just pass the bottle and share the pretty colors. Yeah, I talk to my cats... they tell me all the time that I need to pull my ass off this suction cup and get them somethin to eat, and I tell them to get it themselves! :D