Sunday, December 19, 2010

Hall Of Mediocrity Induction Party

The hard working staff at For Lack Of A Better Title had the Hall Of Mediocrity Induction Party at the fabulous Grand Prix Motor Lodge.  You don't really need to know the location.  It was equally mediocre.  Vince Neil, from Motley Crue and Skating With The Stars was going to be our host, but he fell off the stage.

So, I hosted and everything went about as well as we could imagine.  The two bands being inducted tonight were.  Whitesnake and Grand Funk Railroad.  It would have been Bachman Turner Overdrive and Supertramp, but they couldn't get into the USA.  Stupid, TSA at the airports.  We're very flexible and called up the other bands to be inducted.  They were just as happy to be inducted.  Grand Funk sent an old roadie for their honor and David Coverdale of Whitesnake actually showed up.  He probably thought we were the real Rock Hall of Fame.  Since our location looks just like downtown Cleveland, it was to our advantage.

Here is what the honorees received:

Pretty snazzy, if I do say so myself.  They also received a $25 gift certificate to China Buffet.  We spare no expense here.  The jam session was going to be great, until we realized that we had too many guitarists and no drummers.  So that didn't happen either.  In our defense, this induction was moved up a week, because most of us here at For Lack Of A Better Title, have better things to do next week.  It was a great time, had by at least a few people.  Though, those few may be hard to find and may not actually admit they had fun, now that their sober.

This will become just a yearly induction...since, no one here can handle doing this on a quarterly basis and we really need our 20 readers out there to nominate and induct the future members of the Hall Of Mediocrity.  We'll try again next year.  Cheers again to Whitesnake and Grand Funk Railroad!!


  1. Goofball! I love it! Thanks for the laugh.